[quote] Arkenbrien awoke.
Unwillingly, albeit, but he was alive. Wishing the opposite was true, he slowly straightened himself up from the corner of the bar. Stumbed back to the bar for some strong coffee.
What’s that commotion outside - Arkenbrien wondered as he sipped at his mug. The commotion grew louder as he finished his coffee. When he was finished, he turned and headed out the door.
THERE HE IS!!!
An angry-looking crowd was gathering around the bar door.
Arkenbrien, still not thinking clearly announced, YES, HERE I AM!!!
You sick man, have you no shame? What’s that thing on your back?!?
That? Oh, that’s my Hyper-Super-Awes…
Arkenbrien trailed off as to his right, he noticed the bulletin board.
RANDOM VISITOR MURDERED ESTEEMED GUEST
A line drawing of a drunken cloaked priest in a corner of a bar.
What?.. Wait, you have the wrong… I didn’t… You see…
The crowd’s eyebrows burrowed deeper.
Arkenbrien had to think quickly. Who was the victim anyways? No, better think of a cover story right now and blame somebody else. Wait, is that a guard? Not of my bloody order. It must be him.
I didn’t do it! It was that guard TerranAmbassador!
You dare insinuate our town guard?!?!
Oops, wrong move.
Yes! Yes it was! Guards, especially the ones with spikey pikes, would never be suspected for murder! He’s the perfect murderer!!!
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