Can’t…handle…the puns!!
There can only be one outcome of this after the KS
.....epic mutton chops
Brilliant!
Although, I do hope that you’re not waiting for TQFE Kickstarter… You might actually trip under your own beard if you were to do so.
he does start to resemble that asteroid …
OMGE (oh my googly eyed
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Apostle of Most Revered Googly-Eyed Asteroid 
O boy

I’ll reference it for those who didn’t read the whole thread.
Hell I’ll do myself one better. Can you spot the difference? I can’t.
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well those eyes… but other than that…
Is the official Googly Eyed Asteroid nicknamed ‘Dan’ now? Or should we create a new thread with name ideas?
I think we need a thread for name Ideas. As the heiarchy as it seems to be is at least.
- Bearded googly eyed asteroid
- Huthcing’s beard with an asteroid outline and googly eyes
- Hutching’s beard without it
- Hutchings
- Everyone else in the universe.
Which means for proper memeology, we need 3 names. for each version of the beard.
Asteroid Hutch
I actually see the resemblance… son?
edit… Father?!
I could be a fan of Arnold the Asteroid.
Edit: I wouldn’t argue with calling it Hutch either though
Poking around on name meaning sights I found:
Hutchings, rarely heard as a first name, is a semi-patronymic denoting ‘son of Hugh’. What it’s got going for it is cute nickname Hutch, a cousin of Hitch and Huck.
I like Huck.
I also found out they, compared to each other, do a bad job. Still like Huck though.
location: http://nameberry.com/babyname/Hutchings
I like Huck, let’s go with that.
The adventures of Huck and the solar system?
Watch as Huck teaches a friend how to paint a planet white
Huck is made of Canadium (symbol Eh), a rare element that is prone to spontaneous beard growth and eye-shaped crystalline structures.
I just thought of the worst thing I could art up for this thread. Give me an hour or two to whip it up. Until then, have a stunning beard
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Alright, 1:40am and I think its time to go to bed. Have a thing I made, for better or worse.
Made with inkscape. I’m licensing this under the WTFPL license
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