/me parries the blow and swings my sword with a vengeance!
if i give you my account info will you correct all my spelling errors?
haha. 
You know you can get your browser to do that?
/me leaps backwards
/me sends forth a flurry of 
How about instead hroberston sends you nasty PMs with all your personal spelling failing? 
/me burns all with fire spells
/me laughs thusly: MWA-HAHAHAHA-HAAAAA!!!
/me realizes I now have a flurry of burning .
/me ducks.
Note: I find it odd that while there is a 
and 
and even 
, there is no :sad:, :sadface:, or anything sad. 
is the closest Iâve seen to sad. I need to find a list somewhere⌠(insert linky)
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no tears. only dreams.
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This is by far the most entertaining thread on the forums
/me feeds more to the fireball
/me reclines against nothing while watching Ark flee from the fierce flurry of flying flames
/me ponders my predilection towards added alliterative appeal
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/me applauds the most entertaining derailing of this thread
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/me SNEAKS IN FROM BEHIND!!!
/me slashes with sword!
/me begins monologue thusly! "Youâve fallen into another one of my traps! Yes, that wasnât me, it was the ILLUSION YOUâVE TRAPPED ME WITH FOR THE LAST 300 YEARS!!!
This in interesting: Iâve got a message while posting this:
âLet others join the conversation. This topic is clearly important to you â youâve posted more than 24% of the replies here. Are you sure youâre providing adequate time for other people to share their points of view, too?â
NO!!! IâM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON HERE!!! IF I WANT THEIR OPINION IâLL GIVE IT TO THEM YOU MEAN FORUM POP-UP!!!
:trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface::trollface:
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You donât seem to understand. . . Iâm not locked in here with you. No. . .
. . . YOURâE locked in here with ME!!!
/me picks up the illusion and smacks Ark across the room with it
This thread had a purpose?
/illusion yells âAHHHLOOKOUTOHLOOKIâMFLYINGWHEEEE!!!'
/me ducks
/ 
change target unto TA when TA throws illusion.
Look at the title. This thread has a worthy purpose.
/me watches the fly at me. . . and slingshot back towards Ark
You should duck.
Look at the title. This thread has a worthy purpose.
I see nothing in the title that would indicate purpose.
:trollface:
/me wonders what is up with these newspapers not burning up??? Itâs been burning for the past (looks up thread timeline) 17 hours! They should have burned by now
/me yells LOOK OUT FOR THE KITTENS! YOU NEARLY BURNED THEM!!! 
/me redirects the after the illusion
/illusions yells AHHAREAFTERMEOHLOOKKITTENS!!!
/me readies XXXL cudgel, and swings at TAâs head!!!
/me watches -decoy crumble
Youâre fighting a guy with a supernatural control of newspaper, and you wonder why it doesnât burn?
Eh, your wish is my command. . .
/me lets burn
. . . just be careful what you wish for.
/me uses the resulting flames to craft a giant flaming
/me sics it on Ark
/me Ark incinerates the flaming
Youâre fighting a guy with a supernatural control of fire, and you wonder why heâs wondering why newspaper doesnât burn?
/me yells A DECOY? YOU COWARD! YOU AND YOUR NEWSPAPER WILL BURN!!!
/me sheaths the XXXL cudgel (or whatever you do to a giant club) and draws sword
/kittens finish eating all the mackerel
/me order kittens to search for the evil newspaperman
/me enters stage-right
/me smacks Ark across the back of the head
/me exits stage-left
/me takes fire whip and catches TA and in a brilliant wrist-flick hurls TA unto the floor in front of him!
You must have a problem with the title changing.
Psst you got stage right and left mixed upâŚ