The Campus of Chocolate Science
One day everyone was drunk at the campus of chocolate science when
elves arrived early because they frolicked between eighty-four
firetrucks of Mordor. That night the raid party ate Darth Jar-Jar when
Potatoes farted psychedelic unicorns while drowning their sprouts. The
baddest and handsomest spaghetti meatballs flew out the windows and
joined together heroically, but the elves cried longingly for chocolate.
Desperate, the cocoa fought nonchalantly against The Gundam troopers
who licked terrifyingly at space-beards. Once it was decided that
gnarled, obnoxious tongues resided within the elder troopers, a
committee formed and licked everything possible.
This understandably wasnât what they had planned to do, however; as
the elves practiced dark magic, evil agonyclites licked crusty
lollipops. Space-beards, horrified at saliva eutrophication, puked
uncontrollably until morning. Nothing good could ever taste right when
licking stagnant puke.
Then, just as time was licking its way into licorice jelly-filled
orcs, a crumpled-up aluminum prison burst open, revealing beards.
Unfortunately, few elves want Darth Jar-Jar resurrecting Bearded,
encrusted with stale stagnant asteroids. Knobby tires crushed the solid
crustiness of purple hippos that wastefully puke fresh dreams.
So when Huck Finn decided to lick thoroughly-crusted chocolate, he
grew wings and a crumby spit cannon. Crunchy chocolate-filled Jakku
encompassed all the elves, then leviathan leggings were rapidly
retracted and painfully redacted.
Han shot across the catwalk where Spock tried unemotionally flavored
Klatooine chocolate, unaware of attempts of treachery from suicidal
bearded elves. Sad, the newly-encrusted old aluminum space-beard
firetrucks of Mordor groaned as the story rapidly expanded out of
control.007 quit gnawing after Han Yoyo became infatuated with the
newlyextrapolated shiny nukes, when an altruistic peacock groveled
before the great and powerful Leviathans.
Death licked dying terrified victims terrifyingly, just as the tale
was compiled randomly by the Rebellion that was battling the two most
bearded entities in the universe. Nevertheless, Batman and his famous
sidekick, Viciously Honest, critiqued and raved as Bat-Walrus
intervened, where crustily-bearded carousels were licking passengers
accordingly.
However, despite otherwise-calm and cool narwhals panicking at
licking languishing elves, the elves continued croaking endlessly and
the lasagna smelled spicily-cooked, like giant
octopus-trout-He-Man-Hybrid eatables with moon crust. Bat-Walrus sniffed
dreadfully at licking-cockroaches, who masterfully denied all
accusations regarding the licking charges filed desperately, even with
evidence provided.
Licking overlapped pancakes doesnât satisfyingly gratify narwhals,
especially GĂźnther the reptile-licking hibiscus firmware updater who
quoted exceptionally horrible lines from Mahabharata. The unknowing
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