The Campus of Chocolate Science
One day everyone was drunk at the campus of chocolate science when elves arrived early because they frolicked between eighty-four firetrucks of Mordor. That night the raid party ate Darth Jar-Jar when Potatoes farted psychedelic unicorns while drowning their sprouts. The baddest and handsomest spaghetti meatballs flew out the windows and joined together heroically, but the elves cried longingly for chocolate.
Desperate, the cocoa fought nonchalantly against The Gundam troopers who licked terrifyingly at space-beards. Once it was decided that gnarled, obnoxious tongues resided within the elder troopers, a committee formed and licked everything possible.
This understandably wasnât what they had planned to do, however; as the elves practiced dark magic, evil agonyclites licked crusty lollipops. Space-beards, horrified at saliva eutrophication, puked uncontrollably until morning. Nothing good could ever taste right when licking stagnant puke.
Then, just as time was licking its way into licorice jelly-filled orcs, a crumpled-up aluminum prison burst open, revealing beards. Unfortunately, few elves want Darth Jar-Jar resurrecting Bearded, encrusted with stale stagnant asteroids. Knobby tires crushed the solid crustiness of purple hippos that wastefully puke fresh dreams.
So when Huck Finn decided to lick thoroughly-crusted chocolate, he grew wings and a crumby spit cannon. Crunchy chocolate-filled Jakku encompassed all the elves, then leviathan leggings were rapidly retracted and painfully redacted.
Han shot across the catwalk where Spock tried unemotionally flavored Klatooine chocolate, unaware of attempts of treachery from suicidal bearded elves. Sad, the newly-encrusted old aluminum space-beard firetrucks of Mordor groaned as the story rapidly expanded out of control.007 quit gnawing after Han Yoyo became infatuated with the newly extrapolated shiny nukes, when an altruistic peacock groveled before the great and powerful Leviathans.
Death licked dying terrified victims terrifyingly, just as the tale was compiled randomly by the Rebellion that was battling the two most bearded entities in the universe. Nevertheless, Batman and his famous sidekick, Viciously Honest, critiqued and raved as Bat-Walrus intervened, where crustily-bearded carousels were licking passengers accordingly.
However, despite otherwise-calm and cool narwhals panicking at licking languishing elves, the elves continued croaking endlessly and the lasagna smelled spicily-cooked, like giant octopus-trout-He-Man-Hybrid eatables with moon crust. Bat-Walrus sniffed dreadfully at licking-cockroaches, who masterfully denied all accusations regarding the licking charges filed desperately, even with evidence provided.
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