One day everyone was drunk at the campus of chocolate
science when elves arrived early because they frolicked between
eighty-four firetrucks of Mordor. That night the raid party ate Darth
Jar-Jar when Potatoes farted psychedelic unicorns while drowning
theirsprouts. The baddest and handsomest spaghetti meatballs flew out
the windows and joined together heroically, but the elves cried
longingly for chocolate.
Desperate, the cocoa fought nonchalantly against The Gundam troopers
who licked terrifyingly at space-beards. Once it was decided that
gnarled, obnoxious tongues resided within the elder troopers, a
committee formed and licked everything possible.
This understandably wasnât what they had planned to do, however; as
the elves practiced dark magic, evil agonyclites licked crusty
lollipops. Space-beards, horrified at saliva eutrophication, puked
uncontrollably until morning. Nothing good could ever taste right when
licking stagnant puke.
Then, just as time was licking its way into licorice jelly-filled
orcs, a crumpled up aluminum prison burst open, revealing beards.
Unfortunately few elves want Darth Jar-Jar resurrecting
bearded,encrusted with stale stagnant asteroids. Knobby tires crushed
the solid crustiness of purple hippos that wastefully puke fresh dreams.
So when Huck Finn decided to lick thoroughly crusted chocolate hegrew
wings and a crumby spit cannon. Crunchy chocolate-filled Jakku
encompassed all the elves, then leviathan leggings were rapidly
retracted and painfully redacted.
Han shot across the catwalk where Spock tried unemotionally flavored
Klatooine chocolate, unaware of attempts of treachery from suicidal
bearded elves. Sad, the newly-encrusted old aluminum space-beard
firetrucks of Mordor groaned as the story rapidly expanded out of
control. 007 quit gnawing after Han Yoyo became infatuated with the
newly extrapolated shiney nukes, when an altruistic peacock groveled
before the great and powerful Leviathans.
Death licked dying terrified victims terrifyingly, just as the tale
was compiled randomly by the Rebellion that was battling the two most bearded entities in the
I donât understand how or why it has changed.