Space Beard, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Star Beard Hutch. Its continuing mission: to explore new restaurants, to seek out new burritos and new Dos Equis, to boldy go where no beard has gone before!
Bwaah BWAH Bwabwabwabwaaaaa…
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Once the beard reaches the chest hair we’re going to have to consider some kind of animal sacrifice.
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what if it entangles with it 
Critical Follicle Entanglement will result in spontaneous combustion. I want to see Dan finish the kickstarter, not blow it up!
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That has already been answered here …
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So I’m about to try some Dos Equis for the first time. I blame you @Hutchings
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Product placement unintentional 
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If we get the required funding, you should shave your head.
You know, the bald bearded look to show off what a successful KS you had.
Hey Hutch if you going to shave it… why not make it spacial reward …
For 10 k you get this Legendary Huck beard you can wear as a Santa…
Hey… SCRAP THAT. How about using it as post kickstarter pledge on street…you know bell and all… right ? 
erm… can we get christmas e-postcard with you in red hat ?
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Before we get to hutch shaving anything, he needs to use his new scruffy look to gain funding by pretending to be a homeless person on a street corner. All he needs is a cardboard sign and a card reader. Seriously, this has WIN written all over it!
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“I am a poor developer. Please, donate to my Kickstarter for Infinity Battlescape. Every little bit helps. God bless!” written on a piece of cardboard with a marker, while he’s wearing scraggly clothes.
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That might actually generate some headlines 
“A Kickstarter campaign promises the beard of a developer as a reward”
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Make it so.
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You all forget the real deal … you better get do some additional publicity if you want that …
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@Hutchings I think we need another beard pic on account of this huge KS boost(and the broken promise of a sequel)!
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Two bearded guys …
Expect more fun from our little friend … soon …
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Did that really just happen?
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Tendencies:
falling off the shelf
beard gets dusty
tends to go streaking in front of people
tough to love, because it likes to break up
likes to vent when it gets hot-headed
Natural Enemies:
mining operations
heat
open flames
(I cant think of more at the moment)
Open flame would probably be under enemies as well
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