Part I is just too unruly atm. So we need a new thread. Get to ~ 1000 words, new thread time.
The story so far...
PART II – Elves of the 84 Firetrucks
Finally, when Smurfs and non-dairy products eating, inconceivably fabulous elven Firetruck-rider cultists arrived, solid and floppy substances estranged anti-establishment hysteria over unicorns. Sick ocelots mated peanut butter filled pumas with roombas. But violently voracious elves quickly rescinded the peace treaty and all roombas simultaneously exploded, revealing the desiccated chocolate alterations, bombastically yet subtlety quiet. Sweet pineapple-pizza marmalade loving hobgoblins licked violently, *but