You found our frequency,
We’re always* online!
8675309
Jafo Entertainment & News, Inc.
[size=8]*Transmitters are currently operating at minimum power output due to a contract dispute. The service range is currently limited to Ceti Alpha VI.[/size]
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Didn’t that place get blown up though?
I found your frequency!
Frequency blocked at my location. Darn!
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It’s because you’re not on Ceti Alpha VI.
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My favorite news source. I likened it to The Onion in the far future.
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I look forward to listening to your newscasts while legitimately transporting legitimately produced merchandise.
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New content coming soon!
If anyone’s interested in writing for Mr. Jafo, please give us a call!
You know our frequency!
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Hi Kichae, glad to see you’re still alive and kicking. Looking forward to more JENI broadcasts (not to be confused with GENI 
)
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Do ketchup packet rations come included with the job, or is this a “BYOK” (bring your own ketchup) kind of gig?
I actually can’t die. It’s in my contract.
Packets are included with the job, but you have to fill them yourself.
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