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I actually really enjoy Fortran, but then again the other “languages” at my disposal right now are IDL (which is basically interactive Fortran), MATLAB, and Python (which would be great, if it didn’t hate my guts for some reason; also, most of what I do in Python is just using open source libraries that try to mimic MATLAB functionality). I’d love to see a website written in Fortran.