Doubles the pun.
Is a pundit.
Student of Punology.
Taken myth direction.
Rides that train.
Rides the crazy train.
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Crazy train RiDeR. 
Problems with counting? 
Feeds angry cats.
Eaten by cats.
Watches with glee! 
Movie on Netflicks!! 
NEEDS more wordsâŚ
Keeps thread alive.
Prefers it dead?
Doesnât Understand Neutrality.
Isnât really neutral.
Has spies everywhere! 
Parinoid as me.
Deploys similar countermeasures.
Insubstantial for safety.