Confused with Smurf.
Blasphemer of Vanu.
Maybe plays PS2
Had PS2-itis
Describes serious illness.
Overreacts too much.
Doesn’t know PS2-itis
Prescribes fishy drugs.
Cod oil junkie
Likes odd fish.
Thinks it’s fish. 
Knows fishy secrets. 
Emotes deadly fish.
(@Bentware You lost me on yours. Cod is a type of fish, and yes I know what fish oil is :p)
Thinks silly things.
Dealt with it.
needs a hug.
Squeezes too tight. 
Needed full inflation.
Requires smack-down.
Has smacky smocks.