Doubts Google Translate.
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Doubts the Doubter.
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Observant monocle-wearer.
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Observes thee Observant.
Observes observant observer.
Plays with words.
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Plays with jacks.
Must like cards.
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Doesnt like cards
Mistaken this time.
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Plays odd cards.
Plays normal cards
Wears fancy hat.
Fancies nice hats.
Cherry-milkshake enthusiast.
Chocolate-Milkshake enthusiast.
(It showed it was posted elsewhere…)
Regrets saying THAT! 
Can not unsee.
Can’t use apostrophes.
Always uses contractions.