Devourer of Burgers.
Protects German mayors.
Judges German Protector
Monocled Spud Protector
Hidden monocle warer. (spellchecker hates that spelling)
Likes starting wars.
Uses “war” casually.
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Cyber war critic
Anonymous mask wearer.
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Anonymous Planet Avatar.
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Scared of planets.
A sexy spud.
Finds spuds sexy.
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Doesnt like Spuds
Likes being “French-fried”
Makes me hungry…
Has no face.
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Pot meet kettle 
Speaks in idioms.
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Not an idiot.