Captain Obvious’s Side-kick. ; )
Kicked who’s back-side? 
Will never stop.
Behind in postings. 
To far ahead
Won’t catch me!!! 
Speaks the truth…
Must listen more. 
Listens to much?
Must avoid EVIL >:(
EMBRACES LIGHT SIDE.
(Discourse hates all caps.)
Found Nondiscourse solution. 
Appreciates asteroid ingenuity
Keeps asteroids safe! 
Rides wild asteroids.
Sells asteroid saddles. 
Practices nefarious mercantilism.
Uses cool word.
Appreciates cool words.
Used supercalafragalisticexbaladoshus word. 