Death to Cats…
(Alternatively ( I Love Cats (parenthesis (which isn’t breaking the 3word rule) win))) 
Banned for infraction.
(I can start a banning thread ;))
Wants banning thread!
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Has little kitty!!!
Sometimes exclaims unnecessarily!!!
USES EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!
(That’s odd, if I try to post just the above, I get an error message that says “Body invalid, try to be more descriptive”. Hilarious.)
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no haz kitty 
has no avatar
Loves my avatar
Speaks of avatars.
The dragon again!
Another strange symbol.
Has imperious attitude
writes flamboyant poesy!
Drinker of ale
Flyer of falcons.
Bender of wares.
Noblest of Brutes.
Arkest of Briens
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Lom…ness of … sors?